You're on the virtue.

All right, she's wondering if she wasn't invited to the annual 4th

of July party because her ex-boyfriend is now dating a mutual friend,

so they've chosen him over her.

So does she just show up anyway?

Does she not go?

Does she ask like, hey, maybe her e-vi got lost?

Hey, Valerie, welcome to the virtue.

Hi, thank you guys so much.

No, it's our pleasure.

So tell us first the history of the 4th of July party.

OK, so about for the past like five years or so,

every year my really good girlfriend has

thrown this huge 4th of July party.

And I have gone every single year.

And I'm talking like she usually puts together

a whole large group tech.

There's a Facebook invite.

This woman has not missed a year for the last five years

as far as I can remember.

Now, it's coming up on the weekend.

And it seems like the invite that she

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