Should She Blow Off Her “Perfect” Man For Making Fart Jokes?

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🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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She's been dating a guy for four months who is PERFECT on every level except for one...he won't stop farting and he finds it HILARIOUS. Would you keep dating him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Must remember do not forget
0:08.0	remind me to bring photo ID
0:11.0	reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.
0:13.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:17.0	All right, love.
0:20.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.
0:24.7	Find out more at Electoralcommission.org.
0:26.8	UK slash voter ID.
0:30.2	The Bert show.
0:31.5	If she has 10 boxes for this guy, he checks 9 and the one he doesn't is maturity.
0:37.6	So can this thing work or not?
0:39.6	We will get into her email here in just one second.
0:42.0	Man, sometimes, I mean, you can't write,
0:45.1	like life is just strange sometimes.
0:48.2	And now all the strangeness of life
0:51.3	is caught on video, right?
0:52.8	And we can see it on YouTube.
0:54.4	So I want to play for you guys some audio
0:56.7	from New York City over the weekend.
0:58.8	I don't know who this dude is.
1:00.9	I don't know how many people or how he got this many people to show up at Union Square for him
1:06.8	But he shows up and his name is Cheeseball man and he tells people to show up at Union Square and watch him
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