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Get it, the Bert Show.

Kristen, do you remember that time over the weekend that somebody thought you were a prostitute?

I do, Bert.

I do.

I distinctly remember it.

By the way, I sent you guys a text of the alleged prostitute dress.

So I'm going to have you look at that here in just a second.

As I paint the picture of what went down on my girl's trip down in Florida this past weekend.

I don't need to see it.

I think it's more your attitude.

I just walk with an air hooker about me. Save the arrow. You better save that. That's so good.

All right. So had a girls trip this past weekend. Manders is our birthday weekend. This is my best friend since third grade. And so for 10 years now, we do this annual trip down to Florida where we all get together,

leave the kids and the husbands and the men back home and just enjoy each other's company

and have one too many drinks, right?

So we like to get dressed up.

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