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The Bert Show

Should One Of Us Take A Stranger To Their First Gay Bar?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

A friend of Producer Keity’s wants her to link up with a friend of her she's never met, so she can take her out to the gay bars! Should Keity take a stranger on a queer tour of the city? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

0:05.0

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

0:12.0

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

0:15.0

Boom!

0:16.0

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

0:27.0

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

0:30.0

The Bird Show. We love our friends. We want to The Bert show

0:33.0

We love our friends. We want to be there for them. We want to help them out. We want to do what we can for them. But what if they come to you and they're like,

0:41.0

hey, I need you to help out my friend, who you don't know, who is a perfect stranger.

0:46.2

I ain't helping this Rando?

0:48.0

That's, yeah, so that's the question.

0:50.3

Do you help the Rando, because your good friend asked you to or are you like listen my time is precious and at a certain point I have to establish some boundaries and I love you but I don't love this person because I ain't

1:05.3

never met him and that's the dilemma Katie's in right now right who's this random yes

1:09.1

it is a random but I'm thinking about helping them for my own beneficial game.

1:13.0

Oh, see this I can get on board with, you know?

1:17.0

So it was actually a couple of weeks ago that a friend of mine,

1:20.0

she reached out to me and she said,

1:22.0

hey, you know, Katie, what's up up when's the next time you're going out to the lesbian bars and for those who don't know I'm a lesbian

1:27.6

No, you're all it what you are you?

1:29.6

Let's all a bean when I think about one two three a couple years ago I'm filing and so because she was like

1:41.6

when are you next time you're going and where we live we only have like one

1:45.1

lesbian bar that like is the go-to place so when she hit me up about when the next time I was

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