Should Moe Adopt A Dog Or A PLANT?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 July 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Bert show is it time for mow to commit to a new relationship |
| 0:06.5 | Is it is it mow? Well that the question uh... i thought it was |
| 0:14.1 | apparently |
| 0:15.3 | some supporters in my life don't quite think so they don't agree with me |
| 0:18.7 | but |
| 0:19.5 | for a while i've been contemplating if i want to get a dog or not and at first I was like |
| 0:26.4 | nah I don't know if I have that much time I don't know if I'm home enough I got a lot |
| 0:31.2 | going on do I really want to add another responsibility to my plate right now? |
| 0:35.0 | So for a while I was content, I was like, now I'm just wait, wait until I get a bigger place, then I'll get a big dog like I've always wanted, I'll be patient. |
| 0:42.0 | But for some reason, ever since me and my lady |
| 0:45.0 | started she started bringing her dog to Atlanta and when she leaves and I get a |
| 0:49.7 | chance to babysit for a little bit I start thinking to myself this is really nice to have |
| 0:54.4 | someone else here like I've I've always knew what it was like to be myself I |
| 0:57.9 | never knew it was like to have a dog there. So now like when she leaves like I |
| 1:01.8 | told her a joke last time I found myself being a little more sad |
| 1:05.1 | that that the dog was leaving and not her. |
| 1:08.6 | And so at that point it was ironic that a friend of hers reached out and said you know she was telling her |
| 1:13.6 | friend about the joke and then she sends me a picture of three Frenchies that her |
| 1:18.9 | friend is now trying to sell. The cutest little puppies too? You little puppies or |
| 1:23.4 | adults? Yes. Oh I get this picture of these three Frenchies and immediately |
| 1:29.2 | fall in love. Yeah of course. I'm like okay this feels like I'll take off the three. This feels like |
| 1:35.9 | destiny so a friend has really been trying to like get rid of these fringes and I'm |
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