Should I Tell Him I Snooped On His Phone If I Didn't Like What I Saw? Ft. Stephen Colletti & James Lafferty

U Up?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

J&J start the show talking about the value of spending time away from your partner (even if it’s just during work hours) and tell us what they think of the new Cameo breakup trend. Then they share some listener responses to recent Red Flag or Deal Breaker questions, including a series of detailed explanations for the closed-mouth kisser. The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a bag of sh*t on the counter and no chance to explain. Next, an emailer writes in to ask whether or not she should tell her new boyfriend that he has to stop sending check-in texts to his ex. Is it a violation of their trust if he doesn’t tell her that he keeps sending messages to his ex? Finally, they’re joined by Stephen Colletti and James Lafferty to talk about their new series Everyone Is Doing Great and play a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker. They debate whether or not it’s flattering for someone to Google you before a first date, and close the show with a conversation about who should pick up the bill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.3	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:38.8	And I am Jared Fried, Jordana. A pleasure to be back here with you. Virtually, of course. How are you?
0:45.5	What's going on? What's happening today in your world? I am good. Mike went to his office,
0:53.6	so I got the whole apartment to myself. How exciting. How does that feel? Does it do you?
1:01.2	This is the thing and I set it on stage. I was like, listen, if you're living with your
1:06.4	significant other during these times, you're ready for them to take a walk. You're ready for them.
1:13.3	It's not that you don't love them, but you're ready to like, yeah, let me spread my legs. Let me
1:18.9	sit in the way I want to sit. Let me do my thing without having to like, it's not that you tiptoe
1:25.4	around a significant other, but you're more wary and that's just a little exhausting over
1:33.3	nine, ten months. Yeah, it's just a lot to be sharing office space with someone that you live with
1:42.5	and you spend time with after. Our fights are very stupid and easy to get over, but it's just
1:49.6	kind of like, whose job is the priority right now is almost like, and who gets kicked?
1:54.8	Oh, you have a pretty small bedroom, so it's like, who was banished to the bedroom for
2:00.8	their calls? Where the internet is worse. It's very, we have to fight for our resources here,
2:09.4	so it's nice that he went to his office where he's like the only person there.
2:13.1	And when you split, especially when it almost becomes easier when there is one person that
2:21.3	pays for everything, you almost wish that you did pay for everything. This is the job that's
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