Hello?

Hello there, what's your name?

Uh, Mave.

Mave.

What's going on, Mave?

Okay, so I am talking to a felon right now with face tattoos, and I cannot decide if I like him or not it's very confusing

where did you meet this this young lad on tender. Okay, uh, what, what's going through your brain is you're attempting to decide whether or not you like him?

Okay, so the thing is, he was in jail for seven years and that's not really my issue with him.

Like that just kind of makes it a little more interesting.

Like my problem is when we are talking like on the phone,

he doesn't really ask me that many questions.

Like he's kind of quiet.

It's usually just me talking and then he like he just laughs because I'm funny but he just laughs.

Okay so what so so far you've only given me reasons as to why you might not like him.

Do you have reasons why you do like him?

Okay, he has a really good job. He works through like the Coast Guard and he's really sweet, honestly, like when he does talk, he's really nice. He has a bunch of tattoos and I only have three and I was telling him how I want more and he said

we should go get tattoos together all pay and I was like no way and he was like yeah I'd

make like six hundred dollars a day which is an insane thing to just

tell somebody how much money you make but that's a lot of money and that's not like

the main reason why I like him it is because he's's sweet. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know if like he just needs to come out of his shell or what.

Do you, what, do we know what he went to prison for?

Firearms trafficking.

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