“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Is this Lyle? Who is this?
0:03.0	This is Tristan?
0:04.0	Tristan.
0:05.0	How are you doing?
0:06.0	Tristan?
0:07.0	Yes.
0:08.0	Take me off a speakerphone.
0:10.0	You are not on speakerphone, but I was moving around.
0:12.0	I'm on a headset. Am I on a headset?
0:14.0	Am I on a headset?
0:15.0	Not at all.
0:16.0	Am I on airbuds?
0:18.0	Her phone is to the head.
0:19.0	The phone's to the head?
0:20.0	Yep.
0:22.0	Okay, now!
0:23.0	And then your phone explodes and it kills you.
0:26.0	Like that scene from Grand Theft Auto I was
0:28.0	old Nokia.
0:29.0	Yeah, anyway, um, well Tristan, what's going on? How's life?
0:35.4	Uh, it's been interesting. How about yourself?
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