You're not going to be.

Yo! Welcome into the House of L.

and the House of L. and the House of L Actual.

I'm Lauren Holmes.

Thanks for hanging out.

I'm gonna do as many of these as I can with the semi-finalists for my fandom.

If I know people who work with or at franchises that I'm considering,

I'm going to reach out to them and put them on my podcast,

whether they like it or not.

I'm gonna see if I need to find a new team. Well, I mean, I know I need to leave the one that I'm with,

but it did occur to me that I should have someone on

to try and convince me to

me to stay, like to sell me on the idea of staying

a White Sox fan, but I gotta tell you,

with every day that passes

and every new news story,

it becomes more and more difficult to justify it.

Know what I'm saying?

So here's what I did on this episode.

Stephen Nelson is my homie. I'd love that dude. He's just good people.

Also a guy that has dude, he's just good people.

Also a guy that has proclaimed pretty publicly

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