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I tried so hard this morning, but I just couldn't pull it off.

I really, really tried to connect with my kid this morning and trying to be a cool dad, and I couldn't it. I just couldn't do it. So last night we were supposed to catch up with each other. He is in, he's living in Athens right now and he's going to college at UNG. So when we get to talk to each other, it's really important time, right? So he hits me yesterday afternoon, says, hey, you got time tonight to talk. I'm like, absolutely. So I call him at 7 o'clock. And he's like,

damn, get to talk to each other, it's really important time, right? So he hits me yesterday afternoon, says, hey, you got time tonight to talk? I'm like, absolutely. So I call him at 7 o'clock. And he's like, dad, can I call you back in half an hour? I'm at Keynes. I'm about to eat. I'm like, sure, no problem. But I guess I had my phone on Do Not Disturb, so I missed the call last night. And I saw that this morning and he wrote just tried calling let me know whenever you're free

now in his text there was no punctuation there were no capital letters it was just one run on

sentence right so I start to hit him back in his speak I promised sorry man again, I'm not using any punctuation, no capital letters.

Phone was in D&D and didn't realize it.

I would normally put a period there.

I keep going.

I'll call today for sure.

I couldn't send it.

I deleted it and I had to put capital letters and I had to put punctuation.

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