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The Bert Show

Should Bert Feel Guilty For Rooting Against His Kid?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Bert is feel super guilty as a Dad...why? Because he actively wants his kid to fail at one of his dreams! He'll break it down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Looking for ways to use less fuel?

0:02.0

At SO, we can help.

0:03.6

Small changes we can make today can start to help win the energy challenges we all face.

0:08.4

Like your choice of fuel, making the fuel you buy go further,

0:11.8

and even finding alternatives to using it in the first place.

0:15.2

We call this Thoughtful Driving.

0:17.6

The journey won't be easy, but we want to start it with you.

0:20.8

Not what you're expecting to hear from a fuel company.

0:23.8

Well, at SO, we think it's time that changed.

0:26.4

Search SO Thoughtful Driving for changes we can all start to make today.

0:30.0

The Bird Show.

0:31.0

Kristen, Jimmy is how old now?

0:33.0

Two and a half.

0:34.0

Two and a half.

0:35.0

Cassie, your kids are how old now?

0:36.2

Three and a half and 21 months, which is almost two if you don't speak monkeys.

0:41.2

I'm just going to tell you because I've been where you're about to go.

0:44.6

Alright, at some point, at some point you're going to realize

0:48.2

there are going to be certain instances where you are actually rooting against your kids.

0:54.6

I'm right there with you.

0:55.6

It's already happening.

0:56.6

I literally just had that thought over the weekend and was going to submit it as a personal story.

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