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Cut & Retie

Short Cuts: We’re Declaring A Mook-A-Demic

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Legendary surfcaster Bob “The Garbage Man” Bratananananewski explains the benefits of Pilates and why you’re not special because you can catch blitzing striped bass. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, happy Monday, everybody.

0:14.8

Welcome to yet another installment of cut and retie shortcuts brought to you by CRKT,

0:22.7

Columbia River Knife and Tool.

0:25.5

And man, what a, what a special one.

0:30.8

This is, it's been a minute since the surfcasting legend himself.

0:34.6

Bob, the Garbage Man, Bertana Nanuski, has been here in the bunker.

0:35.8

It's been a while, bud.

0:42.7

Yeah, it hasn't been enough minutes, unfortunately. Yeah, I know, I know. I still love you too. Uh-huh. And I mean, these things can only happen because you don't really stray too far from the Atlantic City region, right?

0:49.0

Not so much anymore. You get old. The travels really hard on the bones. Sure. Hard on the bones.

0:53.5

Yeah, the gout. Yeah. The gout really hard on the bones. Sure. Hard on the bones. Yeah.

0:54.7

The gout.

0:55.3

Yeah.

0:55.3

Yeah.

0:55.5

The gout acts up on long trips.

0:57.8

But like sometimes, you know, a dog like me finds a bone.

1:02.0

Sure.

1:02.5

Sure.

1:02.9

And I won a mattress in a raffle at the Legion.

1:05.6

Uh-huh.

1:06.1

But I had to get a bus ticket to come up to Trenton to get it. Oh, so, oh, so they kind of like juke

1:11.7

you. So you got a free mattress, but then you had to spend bus fare to drive to Trenton and pick

1:15.2

it up. Yeah, yeah. It's not really free, but it is a spring mattress. And, you know,

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