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Cut & Retie

Ep. 70 - Blood(worms), Sweat, & Tears

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week, former tackle shop owners Bill and Helen Brinkman explain why you never give free coffee to anglers, we discuss getting in bar fights with rod-and-reel thieves, recall the essence of liquified Atlantic sturgeon, and drive a giant Buick right into the minnow tanks. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a 1970 and a very nice large white Buick plowed right through the shop.

0:09.0

And long story short, they drug it up for testing it and by then it liquefied.

0:15.0

Oh.

0:16.0

It doesn't look like it smells great in the state that it's in the photos there already.

0:20.0

Then they couldn't move it.

0:22.5

One time I was in a store with Bill and a guy went to look at a ride in real combo and Bill turn his back.

0:26.9

Gave it to him turn his back for a second.

0:28.4

The guy ran out the store across State Road into where the bar was.

0:32.5

And they were playing like running around the rosy around a truck.

0:43.4

Come on, man.

0:44.7

Cut and retry that.

0:46.1

You know that's never going to work.

0:52.2

Yo, good morning, friends, degenerate anglers and people that always have Zima and a bag of green apple jolly ranchers ready to go in the

0:54.6

event of unexpected company. And welcome to cut and retie the fishing podcast that has had two

0:59.3

corrective upper palate surgeries because it just couldn't wait a full five minutes before popping

1:04.1

those fresh out to microwave Totino's pizza rolls in its mouth. I'm Joe Cermelli. Happy Friday

1:10.0

and do you know which Friday it is? Well, it is Friday,

1:12.8

February 23rd, and you know what that means. Yeah! Tonight! We party in in Minneapolis, baby. At least

1:20.7

I hope so, right? Because this is kind of weird. Today is the day of the highly anticipated

1:26.1

beer hang at Fulton Tap Room, 5 to 10 p.m. by the way,

1:29.4

with my homeboy Nate P. But I'm recording this well before this actual historic day.

1:35.2

So since I'm speaking from the past right now, I assume I'm in Minnesota, right? I should be, at least.

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