This is Nick. This is Jack. This is Snacks.

Daily is Tuesday, December 3rd.

I made it to California. Snackers.

I am out of the terminal. This is the best snack daily at Jack's wearing maroon.

He only does that when he's feeling good. Let's say I'm well rested after 24

hours of travel yesterday, but we got three great

scores. What a mix Jack. Can you break it down? Cyber Monday,

Shocker, Center Acred Fraud Line Sales. I guess we have an event.

We haven't even read the numbers, but we can confidently say it's a record for

most online sales. It's a blank number and then a billion. That's all you need to know.

But the real winner yesterday was shop-a-fuck. It's the faceless,

body-less guiding force behind your rando online purchases. He did all day yesterday when

he should have been working. Second store, Jack Dorsey has two jobs. The man is the CEO of Twitter

and the CEO of Square. He likes side hustles as a CEO.

Now he wants to live in Africa for six months in 2020. Spoiler alert here. CEOs,

they get to write their own work from home policies. Hey Jack, where are you dialing in from?

Wherever I want to dial in, Africa. Third vinyl story. McDonald's may be entering the

crispy chicken sandwich wars that like pop eyes and chick filet have been back. But don't give

any credit to McDonald's headquarters. This one's all about the franchisees. Now snackers,

before we jump into all this, we've got to have a kind of a sad somber moment here.

Now we need to change the background music to something a little more gloomy. Did you survive the

four local famine of 2010? I barely survived that. There was also the Rose Scare of 2015.

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