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This is the Dominique Foxworth Show.

All right, welcome to the Dominique Foxworth Show.

All right, welcome to the Dominique Fox don't crack movement. The ageless, Jeff Passin, look at you. It's you, it's Charlie, it is

Field Yates, the only ageless white man in America and I love that I know all of you.

Listen, we're doing our part and the best part of the genetics for me is that our mutual friend Mike Ryan has accused me in the past of coloring my hair as well. Yes, it is not now. I will admit I have been on performance enhancing drugs to keep the full head of hair for a good 20 or so years now because as you guys can see like these ears with a

bald head like it you know it doesn't work very well. So there's a little bit of narcissism involved there but I'd like to thank my parents for

the 46 chromosomes that they gave me.

There was, I think was Bill Burr was making a joke about how

the reason why black people age well is because we use lotion and I wasn't sure maybe

that was just a difference maybe you just got a hands on lotion but you're saying it's genetics

I don't use lotion the only you should I only lotion I use it all is sunscreen yeah

because if I don't this is the link in SPF 70 like I go from zero to lobster within 15 minutes and nobody needs to see peeling

now that's that's nasty so it's a Yes, I'd like to thank sunscreen as well.

But aside from that, yeah. We did bring you on to talk about the show hey scandal and get ready for the baseball season generally this has been

fun we'll get back to this before you we let you go because before the show

started we talked a little bit about you being a baseball dad and I was

surprised because I think of you as one of the like most kind and controlled

human beings I know and from what I heard from your baseball stories it changes

when you're watching your son pitch.

But we'll get to that.

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