Shoehorning Sir Rod into skinny jeans
Off Air... with Jane and Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
It's Jane's birthday but not everyone has remembered... *cough Fi cough*. On this special day, they chat significant ages, bra fittings, Rod Stewart in the heat, and hedgehog spikes.
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| 0:00.0 | I did, I felt sorry for the bra fitters. Could you think of a job you'd like to do? |
| 0:04.7 | So sweaty boobs. I mean, in fairness to me, I booked the earliest possible appointment. |
| 0:10.0 | This episode of Offair is brought to you by Thomas Fudge's Biscuits. |
| 0:14.1 | We've got a bit of a reputation, haven't we, Jane. Our desk here at Times Towers is pretty famous |
| 0:18.8 | for having the most delicious sweet treats in the office. |
| 0:22.6 | Yep, guilty as charged, but we're not into any old treats, no, sir. Only the most elevated biscuit makes the grade. |
| 0:29.3 | Because we're so classy. May we introduce you to Thomas Fudgeers, born from the expert British craftsmanship of inventive Dorset bakers in 1916, Thomas Fudgeur's |
| 0:39.6 | Florentines are an indulgent blend of moorish caramel, exquisite almonds and luscious fruits |
| 0:45.8 | draped in silky smooth Belgian chocolate. |
| 0:49.0 | Oh, you've said a few key words there, Fee, exquisite, moorish, exactly the way my colleagues would describe me, I'm sure. |
| 0:56.4 | Did you say sophisticated? |
| 0:57.8 | I didn't, but I can. Just like the biscuits, you're very sophisticated, darling. |
| 1:02.3 | And like you, Thomas Fudge's believes that indulgence is an art form and it should be done properly or not at all, Jane. |
| 1:09.0 | I concur. Thomas Fudges. |
| 1:11.1 | Hats off to remarkable biscuits. |
| 1:27.0 | Thank you, Eve. Happy birthday. |
| 1:28.2 | Thank you, Eve. |
| 1:30.7 | Happy birthday. |
| 1:32.3 | Eve, that's great. |
| 1:35.4 | Oh, it's quite a sudden fade. |
| 1:37.9 | Sounds like my DJ work, that does. |
| 1:41.8 | It's Jane Susan Garvey, 61st birthday. |
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