Brooke, you're going to have to cover your ears for this one. Why? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Is it bad news? Because we've been getting a lot of texts in at 785.8, 92 about the big news article that came out last week. Wait. News article. The one about celebrities who don't believe in tipping and Brooke's picture was featured in it as one of the most egregious non-tippers.

Are you kidding me? I tip at least always 20%, at least. If it's awesome, I'll go up to 50, dude.

I know that's what your PR team told you to say in public, to do damage control.

You're terrible. And look, Brooke, I get it. Totally. I hate porn, ugly people. Oh, geez. All right. Why would you say? You've made that abundantly clear. We all know. I even tip on the lunches I buy you, okay? She's right. What lunches? Oh, now, really? It's been a while since one of those has happened.

It really has.

It is ironic because a new article just came out that said more and more Americans nowadays are guilt tipping.

What does that mean?

It's guilt tipping.

That's where you find yourself tipping more money than you actually thought was fair to give, like over the standard 20 or 25% too. Oh my gosh. Because you feel like you're going to get judged if you don't. That's because the people behind you in line can see which one you're hitting on the screen, you know? You're worried about the people behind you, not the workers? No, the people behind me. Okay. When it's like 25 is the minimum, and I'm like, oh no.

Yeah, I agree, because they flip the screen so the workers can't see what number that you're pushing. And they pretend not to watch you, but they watch. They know. But that's the thing. A lot of people feel added pressure because the options there seem higher than they used to be. Okay, I will say there was a moment when I went to a yogurt shop, right, frozen yogurt, where you do everything yourself. Yeah, you self-serve. The little teenager wasn't even out there while we were doing it. She pops in from the back and then literally just turns the screen on for us. Yeah. I'm like, really, do I got a tip on this? A lot of people do feel that pressure and all those little extra gratuities add up over the

course of a full year to an extra $383 that you didn't really want to spend.

That's not crazy though.

I mean, if you're helping somebody out, for you, it's not crazy, but for the average American, $400 is a pretty big dent. I know, but your Spotify costs more than that every month. Okay. Keep justifying non-tipping however you want to, Brooke. But right now, I'm feeling pressure to guilt tip our digital producer, Jake. Oh, yeah. After he serves up our shock collar question of the day.

So out of pure guilt, I'm just going to

lay down 30 bucks down

on the table.

Yeah, we passed the hetero.

30 bucks. And Brooke, you're going to tip

zero, I'm assuming.

I hate porn, ugly people.

Okay.

You always have cash and then not pay me back for me.

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