Masked Speaker: Peanut the Class Pet
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
One of our listeners tried to do something extra helpful while volunteering at her kid's school, and she's been living with the shame and guilt of what happened next for TEN YEARS!
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| 0:00.0 | You don't know me. |
| 0:03.0 | A confession I can't take back. |
| 0:05.6 | I am. |
| 0:08.1 | The masked speaker. |
| 0:11.1 | Text to 78592 says, |
| 0:13.1 | accidentally crashed my wife's car, |
| 0:15.6 | caused $4,000 worth of damage. |
| 0:18.6 | I told her I crashed because the sun blinded me for a second. |
| 0:23.1 | But what really caused it |
| 0:24.7 | was a really hot woman |
| 0:26.6 | driving a ranger over next to me. |
| 0:28.7 | What? |
| 0:29.7 | See, this is why hot people |
| 0:31.9 | shouldn't be allowed to drive, period. |
| 0:34.5 | Or require tinted windows. |
| 0:36.2 | Or that's what's called karma. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.7 | Hot people are a danger to everyone. |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.7 | But we will allow hot people to come on the show and tell us their secrets. |
| 0:47.0 | Anonymously, of course. |
| 0:48.3 | And we have what I can only assume is an absolutely gorgeous woman on the phone right now, |
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