Did everyone here have a good vacation?

Yeah.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We all just got back from our spring break. Oh, you're just trying to rub it into people's faces. Is that what you were trying to do, Jeff? The tropical music. So you all had to work and listen to this show. Sharing the truth. And I just spent the last hour going through listener emails since we were gone. Yeah. Because our inbox was jam-packed. I deleted most of them.

Because about 19... hour going through listener emails since we were gone. Yeah. Because our inbox was jam-packed.

Oh, yeah.

I deleted most of them because about 97% were complaints about Brooks' dye job.

Oh, that's what's so good?

Not a lot of fans out there of Brooke's hair choices lately.

You never know what color it's going to be right now.

It's a washout.

But we did get one that didn't qualify as total hate mail. Oh, that's good. So let's read it. It says, hey everyone. Hey. Hey is misspelled. So we're off to a good star. H-A-Y. H-A-Y. Hey, everyone. I just want to say love the show. I haven't been listening too long, but I can say I finished

all 2,980 episodes from 2013 to present.

That's why they can't spell, right?

Out of all the episodes, my personal favorite would be the one where the lady thought the guy she dated made bombs with

nuclear ideas. L-O-L-L nuclear love that.

Is it a joke or a real thing we did? I don't know. I think I remember this. You don't

remember episode 1,346? That was a big one. They all kind of blend together for me. I just don't know how you can even call yourself a fan, though, if you've only listened to 2,980 episodes of the show. Why are we allowed to make that many? You know, like, TV has a cap. They're like after seven seasons, it may be 20 shows a season. That's good.

Do we have a minimum?

You have to have listen to at least 100?

3,000 is my minimum.

Email us back when you've reached 3,000 episodes so that I know you're an actual true fan of us.

Wow.

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