It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and when you think of places that offer elite customer service, you might think the Ritz-Carlton Paris, the Four Seasons Abu Dhabi, the Roadside Bates Motel.

Hey.

Oh, yes, he's basically in your room.

How much he cares.

But now, add another name to that list of places with top-tier customer service, Burger King.

What royalty is invited.

Is this for the Bates fans?

No, because if you go to BK and you have an issue with your food or something weird happens in the bathroom, yeah, you could go to mention it to the manager. Yeah. Or you can call up the president of Burger King himself. Wait. No way. Wait. The king? Yeah. Why are they calling him a president? No. I thought this was a monarchy. Not the Burger King, the president of operations, and I'm not joking, because they have a new policy where

guests can now call or text

the actual Burger King

President Tom Curtis.

The texting is not smart.

Once we opened our text board to pictures,

it was not a good idea.

Tom is going to get four calls

and be like, yeah, it is a bad idea. BK says Tom will personally take and respond to as many calls and texts as he can fit into each day. Who wants to bet it's AI, Tom? They say it's really him and they gave out his actual number. Can we call him? Can we bring phone call him? him? We need to have a similar policy for our listeners.

We do.

They can text to 7-8-5-9-2.

It's not personal enough.

That's why if you have any grievances with our show, any feedback you want to provide,

something Brooks said that offended you, you can call or text Jose directly.

Oh, boy.

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