Wherever you go right now,

Costco, Target, even Home Depot is full-blown Christmas.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Those places have had their decorations up for months now.

That is wild.

I mean, if you haven't bought them, they may be gone.

Yeah, I see.

But weirdly, here at the radio station, we're a week into November, and it's still Halloween.

Oh, no, don't do it.

It's true.

I walked into work this morning.

There is still zombie skulls and cobwebs everywhere in the lobby.

Brooks' desk is a massive graveyard of Reese's and Snickers wrappers. That has nothing to do with Halloween, Jeff. That's just my everyday. I guess that is true. It's kind of a year-round thing. Exactly. And at first I was. I was a little bit confused, a little mortified, but then I thought more about it. And now I have a theory about why this is really happening.

Is it because there's less and less employees here and no one to put up and take down these things?

Brooke, you are so naive.

Okay.

So there's a conspiracy theory now.

One of our sister stations is about to flip to Christmas music any day here.

They do it every year, yeah.

And that's the perfect cover-up so that our decorations committee can skip right on by Thanksgiving.

Wow.

Oh, Thanksgiving.

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