You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you know you can always text in to 78592 and confess your most salacious secrets to us.

And we promise we won't hold it against you or use them to blackmail or extort you. Wait, what? It's just so not like us. But why would you bring that up at all? Yeah. That's not a thing. It just feels good to like get it out there. Okay. That's how you know for sure we mean it. Is this how you're

getting all your money, Jeff? Yeah. We just read the texts or we'll ask you to come directly on

our show to confess them anonymously right here on the mass speaker, zero extortion involved.

That's our guarantee. And we have a guy on the phone today who's ready to come clean. He's

chosen to use a fake name Garrett. So Garrett, welcome to the show, man. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me. Is it true because my producer says you've never told anybody else this secret before, and you think it's kind of a big deal? No, I've never told anyone, and I don't know why I feel comfortable telling you guys, but I'm going to... It's because of the zero extortion promise that we guarantee it. Of course. See, I knew this would pay off. So voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Garrett. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Great. So in my early 20s, I had a bit of a wild life. I'll say that much. You and me both. Didn't we all? That's right. Well, I don't know if you guys would go this

wild with it. Try us. I did some illegal things. Oh, me never. No, Jose either.

No. I love the law. My illegal things involved money on sporting events.

Let's just put it that way.

Okay.

We're allowed to say gambling and betting.

That's the legal term.

Okay, we're going to bleep that.

Just to be safe.

Come on.

Okay.

How was it illegal?

I think it was more the people I was doing it with that made it illegal. Bookies. You were like, there's some sketching. All right. Okay. This wasn't a casino thing. I ended up doing pretty well for myself. But as all things happen, the more you do something, the more risks you take, it's going to catch up with you. I did eventually get arrested. Oh, what? Oh, no. Wait, what did they arrest you for? Well, illegal things. I don't want to go into many specifics. I'm sure we could Google search the arrest warrant, but sure. You don't have my real name. That's true. I'm curious about the arrest.

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