We got a message the other day from a listener with some feedback about our show. Oh, yeah, I love that. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I printed it out. Okay. Jose, do you want to read it for us? Sure. All right. It says to Brooke and Jeffrey. That's us. Message, can you play Christmas music? Oh. I want to hit. Okay. Oh, wait a minute. Actually, no. No, no, stop to turn off the music. Oh. I want to hip-bah-b-b-bye. Okay. Oh, wait a minute.

No, no, stop.

Turn up the music.

I would totally do that.

What?

But Brooke has requested no festive music whatsoever.

She asked for no office decorations, no trees, no lights, nothing that could get people happier into the Christmas spirit.

I love the holidays, Jeffrey.

Why would you say that?

I do.

Jose usually stores his fake Christmas tree here in the studio, but Brooke had it removed and ordered it to be burned in the parking lot in front of a group of young children.

Brooke brought in a flame throw, too. It was very mean, you did. That's just because we're not Jose's personal storage locker. Ebenezer Fox wins once again this year, which brings me to my next point. That's so sad. I'm not that. I want to know, are we buying Christmas presents for each other this year? Oh, sorry, sorry. Let me rephrase. Brooke, are you forcing us to buy you and your family presents again this year? Well, I'm pretty sure your Christmas present almost started a house fire at Alexis's apartment. Oh, no. Yeah, that coffee mugs. So I may go just out of safety reasons. I may say no. No from Brooke. Alexis, what do you think? You want presents this year? Can I just get money? The cash present? Jose? Any thoughts? I surprised myself on getting you guys unique gifts every year until Brooke said no gifts. So I didn't buy gifts. And then she tricked and bought every single person.

And everybody bought gifts. So I'm scarred from Christmas now. It definitely seems like we're in a disagreement. Yeah. I will buy for every, all the listeners I'll buy you guys present. Let's go ahead and spin the Christmas wheel. Oh, we got with us. We're going to decide once and for all. If it lands on mistletoe, Jeff, I swear. We'll see what it lands on. This year we'll be doing Secret Santa backrub train. What? Oh, wow. I didn't even know that was an option on the wheel. I like it. I feel like it's the only option on your wheel. Oh, this is going to be a fun holiday season after all. Who's going to be in the front of the back or up train? Who's going to be in the back? I think it's sad news. I think it's just going to be you and Jose. Whoever it is, I call it idiot. I want the middle. I bet you do. Finally, we have a plan for Christmas. Good work, everybody. Now let's move on and get into the shock collar question of the day.

Sending it over to the conductor of the Back Rub Express this holiday, Digital Jake.

Not since the Swiffer Olympics of 94 has a game swept the nation so quickly.

I get it.

In just one week, it's become more popular than 60 minutes, seven minutes in heaven, and the Jack Bauer power hour combined.

Wow.

It's three seconds with Alexis.

I love this game.

It's a trivia game so painfully easy, we almost called it Brooke after one Cosmopolitan.

But instead, we focused on the brilliant blonde with the smoothest brain this side of Shutter Island,

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