Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Today we're talking to an infamous criminal who says they HAVEN'T BEEN CAUGHT... and even though he's retired now, he says his wife has no idea about his past...

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.8	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.3	I am.
0:08.9	The masked speaker.
0:11.8	Got a text to 78592 that says,
0:14.1	played FIFA with my eight-year-old son.
0:16.3	Fun!
0:17.0	He beat me 10 to 1.
0:19.6	I was so angry that for the last few weeks, I've been secretly practicing after he goes to bed.
0:25.8	Just had a rematch, lost 14 to nothing.
0:29.3	Oh, dude.
0:31.2	Look, we understand we're all going to have low moments in our lives and we don't want you to feel bad about them all by yourself.
0:38.8	Come on here and tell us so we can all feel bad about you together.
0:43.4	Yes.
0:44.1	That's why Matt is on the phone right now.
0:46.8	At least that's the fake name that he's chosen for himself.
0:49.2	Matt, you are on the radio.
0:51.1	So welcome to your new Lifetime Lowe, my friend.
1:11.7	Well, thank you for having me, yeah. Oh. Oh, wow, you do sound low. Even with the voice changer, it sounds like... Didn't mean to actually bring you down. Yeah, that's like basement level, man. He's like, hey, man, I suck at FIFA, you struck your core. Matt, we're all here for you to hear your confession. The voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
1:13.3	Whenever you're ready, you can hit us with it.
1:14.7	Well, here goes nothing.
1:15.2	Okay.
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