It's the day we've all been waiting for.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, our annual show tradition we do around the holidays,

where we pick a name out of a hat to determine who's going to be this year's show Santa.

Oh, what?

Oh, never done this before.

A new tradition.

Memory loss kicking in for all of you this year.

I don't ever recall.

Yes.

Seems like this entire room's been hitting the bottle a little too hard.

For those of you who've never experienced this before or don't remember, we do it every year.

The show Santa Claus who's in charge of getting presents for everyone.

And we don't have to give them anything or by anyone else anything either.

The show Santa covers all the gift giving, and it's actually an honor that I wish I would get one of these years.

Let me guess. You put the names in this hat. You wrote him down on a piece of paper. Producer Boyd did. All of our names are in this hat. I have everybody's in here. I'm going to draw one out. And we're going to find out who gets the distinct honor of being this year's show Santa. So can I get a drum roll, please?

This is kind of like credit card to regret.

Yeah.

I got Ashton.

Oh, congratulations, Ashton.

Ashton gave the best gifts last year.

He did.

Ashton, you are this year's show Santa. You better get out your checkbook. And remember, it's a $75 minimum for each present, except for Alexis, who requires at least a $100 gift. That's in her contract. None of that homemade jerky again, Ash. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. My dad. I thought you guys loved that jerky. My apologies. It probably was a $100 value. You don't know how much beef goes into turkey. All right, Ashton. So you're on Santa Dutie if you have to pick up a second job, Uber, be a mall elf. You better do it now because holidays are coming fast. Only thing getting here faster is the shock collar question of the day.

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