You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says at family dinner recently, our kids were talking about the whole 6-7 trend.

Yeah, yeah.

People are talking a lot about it.

And then my 13-year-old chimes in saying, you know that six-nine is also a thing.

Yeah.

Now my two youngest keep shouting six-nine everywhere.

Hey, look it.

Nineties are back, baby.

And my teenager is grounded.

Yeah.

You never know.

You can tell them all that none of them are cool?

Yeah.

They're all weird. Yeah. Can you tell them all that none of them are cool? Yeah. They're all weird. Yeah. But you never know what type of lewd family secrets might be shared right here on the mass speaker. But it's cool because we'll keep you anonymous for it, just like with today's listener, who's chosen to go by the alias. Six, seven. Oh, no. Sorry. He chose Jacob. My bad. Pretty standard.

Jacob, welcome to the show. Hey, guys. How are you guys doing today? We're good. We're good. How are you feeling? I'm feeling really good because I really want to get this off my chest and this is the only place I can do it. Oh. So I take it you haven't shared it with anyone else. All right. Oh, no. Oh, no, I can't share this one.

Oh, wow.

Wow. What a privilege that you've come to share it with us. We feel honored. Voice Changer is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Okay. It has to do with my job. I work in an office with about 40 people. Well, it's a pretty big office. Good size, yeah. Yes. Now, here's the thing. My first year there, it was miserable because no one would talk to each other. Oh. You know what I'm mean? One of those places where people just come to work, put their head down, never chat. You're telling me people at work actually just work? No. That's why this country sucks. Jeff, you can still work and have good vibes in the office. Actually, I think people are more productive if they want to be there and they like the people that they're around. Well, look how good radio is doing with that mentality. And that's also true. We are in the tank. Who said I like to being around you?

Exactly.

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