It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and a lot of people are going to be traveling soon to visit relatives over the holidays.

That's right.

And our hearts go out to you.

But when you stay in a hotel, what type of person are you?

Do you fully unpack and put all your stuff away into drawers?

Yes.

Or do you just live out of your suitcase and let your clothes explode all over the floor? Yes. I'm that one. Yeah. I'm that one. You guys are heathens. Okay? You put it away. You make it feel like a little home for one night. I kind of like my big piles. Yeah. It's organized madness. It's cozy. Anything that touches the floor of a hotel room grosses me out.

So.

Well, they clean them, bro.

According to travel experts, neither of those are the best option for you, actually.

Oh, we're all doing.

What, you have to hang my underwear in the closet?

Because that's exactly where the hotel bedbugs want you to put your things. Yeah. In the drawers and on the floors. Brooke. Bed bugs. Yeah. Brooke. They like to hide in and around the mattresses also underneath those little luggage stands that they provide. I was going to say the luggage stands is what I use. I just put my stuff on there. No, bedbugs love them. They're like

little bed bug brothels. They're just waiting to crawl into your bag and make bug babies inside.

Ew. Why are the bed brugs in the drawers? That's not fabric.

Get out of there. Yeah, that's where they are. I think they're just everywhere. Even in nice hotels,

they say travel experts are telling you, don't trust it. That's why they suggest keeping your bag in the bathroom instead. Oh, that's nasty too. Specifically up on the bathroom counter. Because apparently bedbugs. How big is the bathrooms that you're staying in?. Bed bugs, they say don't go into the bathrooms.

They're like Brooke.

They hate showers and non-organic soaps.

Super clean in there.

All they really enjoy are the fabric areas and they like the warmth of our bodies.

The smell that we have after a long day of travel.

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