Uh-oh.

Warning.

That's what we're starting with, huh?

If you're an old person, better think twice before visiting Australia.

What?

That's a warning.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because something's there that's more deadly than the animals and the spiders and all the giant bugs that live there.

Oh, what?

I'm talking about children's playgrounds. Oh, what the heck?

Dead in Australia right now.

Only for old people?

I say that because all over the country, they've been renovating some of their older public play

areas by installing trampolines built directly into the ground.

Dude, those are so sweet. That was a dream as a kid to have one of those. Where they like dig a pit and then they put the trampoline over the pit. So like if you fall, you're only falling on the ground. Yeah. Which still hurts, but. I mean, come on, you guys. Fun for the kids. Problem is old folks like to walk through the parks in the morning,

and they don't notice these floor trampolines built directly into the ground,

so they'll walk over them and chaos ensues.

And we've all, like, walked on a trampoline.

It's so uneven.

Well, and it's such a weird feeling.

Like, me, like, bounces back up to you.

One man drove his mobility scooter straight into one, and his rascal became wedged

into the side of it.

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