I really have to go to the bathroom.

Used to be the best excuse that you could give to get out of a speeding ticket.

I was like, why didn't you do it before you came into the studio?

It's broken, Jeffrey, in the morning.

But now is there a new number one excuse?

Please tell me.

That's the question we're asking this morning, thanks to 19-year-old Alicia Shore from Canada.

Because the other day, the British Columbia Highway Patrol pulled her over while she was driving in her parents' Porsche going 55 miles an hour over the speed limit. Oh, my God, not 55 total? No, not going 55 miles an hour over the speed limit.

Oh my God, not 55 total?

No, not going 55.

She was going 55 over 55, a hundred and ten miles per hour.

Well, it's a Porsche, those things automatically.

I would just tell the Mounties that I don't understand kilometers.

Well, when officers approached the driver's side window, she

didn't cry or try to flash

some skin, and she didn't use the bathroom

excuse either. She said,

Officer, is it possible

you don't give me that $483

ticket for excessive speed?

That's it? Is it?

There was more. And then when the policeman asked why wouldn't I ticket for excessive speed. That's it? That's it? No.

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