You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text the 78592 says, there's a complaint box in the break room at my work.

Oh.

People think HR set it up.

Yeah.

But it was me.

Oh, that's genius.

At the end of every week, I take the box home and read about all the petty drama that's been building up all around the office. Smart. It's great. Why aren't we doing that for our show? You want people to complain about our show? No, no. Set it up in our office and then we get to read the complaints live on air. Oh. Because they'll all be about us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're the nauseous people in the office. Dang it. And our office is so small, we would know who's writing everything. That's true. You know, sometimes it is better to just silently suffer through whatever you're going through. Okay. I agree. But not on this segment. We don't want you to hold back.

Let it all out with the mass speaker and tell us your secrets while we keep you anonymous. Like with today's caller who's chosen to go by the fake name Miranda. Miranda, welcome to the show. Hi. Hi. Hi, Miranda. How are you?

Okay. Okay. He's got a little nervous. Maybe she's going to complain about our show

and you're allowed to do that anonymously

but it's up to you the voice changer is on

you are the mass speaker whenever you're ready let's hear your confession

all right well years ago it worked as an entertainer in l.a

oh okay

were you doing the baby beauty pageant circuit like me? Sorry, I guess we missed each other. Oh, we didn't cross paths. That's okay. Were you just dominated every competition? That's fair, yeah. You stood no chance. Yeah. Were you trying to be in film or TV? Yeah, that was my dream. I wanted to be in movies and TV. Oh, I can relate to that. Yeah, like auditioning for stuff. And honestly, it wasn't that successful. You know, says the other million people that are there doing a same thing. So don't take it hard. I did get a couple of speaking lines in a sitcom. Oh, cool. Oh, nice. Yeah, that's big. Yeah, and I would be cast as extras, and I get a commercial here there. Uh-huh. But one thing that was guaranteed, I got invited to a lot of parties. Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Why was that a guarantee? It's L.A. Because if you're like, yeah, beautiful.

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