Shmemily Pennies with Matt Ryan

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Topics: Tay sent a message to a high school acquaintance, Coldplay astronomer follow up, Sia and Harry Jowsy held hands, the sex act Gwyneth Paltrow loved performing with Ben Affleck, Isla Fisher makes savage dig on ex, Parker is leaving for camp for a month

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0:00.0	Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Jason Taylor.
0:15.7	Today is Tuesday.
0:16.8	Might I say a Kipke Tuesday?
0:19.0	Yes, it is because we have Maddie Ryan joining us.
0:20.9	Hey, boy, hey.
0:21.9	Hey, girl.
0:22.5	Hey, cheers.
0:23.4	I miss you.
0:24.2	I love you.
0:25.1	And I'm happy to be with you.
0:22.1	Oh, you know, Matt, it's good to have you here. Were you not here last week? Is that why you're kissing my butt so much? No, I just, I just, I'm feeling very into my friends and family lately.
0:24.5	Yeah, and I was here last year. That's how memorable I am. We have something to talk about. Speaking of that, but we'll save it. We got a lot to talk about the show for a day. I know where we're going with that, you know what? I saw what you were doing this weekend, and we have things to discuss. All right. You got it, kid. Your friends are friends with your nemesi. I have to, I have to, you know, make do where I can because, you know. Listen, I'm an adult. I'm a woman of a certain age, you know. This isn't fucking kindergarten. Okay. I get it. But I would be lying if I didn't say that it. You know, I did a little snarl as I looked at my Instagram.
1:14.3	Well, I saw you hanging out with my ex-girlfriend Hannah Burner.
1:17.3	So that's kind of bullshit anyway.
1:20.0	So luck to you.
1:21.0	And I found a new lesbian couple to be best friends with.
1:26.5	L-O-L.
1:31.4	Okay, well, I can't wait to talk about that. If you know, you know, and if you don't, get ready.
2:04.0	We also have a fire TN3. We also have to get into a follow-up about this astronomer CEO. We covered it a little bit on Friday show, but Friday show is for Patreon only. So if you need Mama and I'm Mama five days a week, then honey, you got to subscribe to Patreon. If you're not subscribing to Patreon, what are you doing? What are you living? What are you homophobic? Support the guys. We're having a baby. That's why I'm joining Patreon too soon. No, yours is free. You it you're gonna no i know i'm going to start my own patreon oh because you're also a gay woman who's in need of supporting her family i don't see
2:11.1	gender race creed or color anyway so we have a lot to get into a daddy issues with Matt.
2:18.9	But first, girl, what will I learn?
2:22.7	And I'm just, that's just the collective girl to everybody that is present for this conversation.
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