Hey, girl, hey. Welcome back to Taster Taylor. Today we are in studio. It's a gorgeous Monday.

And kicking off this week with us is the one and only, Coley. I mean, isn't this a better way to kick off the week than with Matt Ryan? I mean, I just feel like this is actually the way that things should be. Well, you know, your husband, he usually is on the show on tipsy Tuesday. Yes. So he will be on tomorrow, I think. which means, I mean, listen, you never know with the schedule. Right. But like, he tends to be on Tuesdays.

So, So he will be on tomorrow, I think, which means, I mean, listen, you never know what the schedule.

Right.

But, like, he tends to be on Tuesdays. So you guys can do like a side-by-side comparison. Who's better? Yeah, you're getting a one-two punch of the Ryan's, which is pretty, pretty scary. No, no, no, it's absolutely where I want to be. So anyway, guys, in case you don't know,

Nicole is the host of the morning mashup on Sirius XM.

She's also the host of a podcast, Have Kids, they said. You got that. I'm proud of you. Thank you. You also have a show with... Oh, podcast called Satisfying with Sam Roberts. Sam Roberts, who I love. I'm very popular. She's very busy. Really hard.

But most importantly, she's my college best day. Mm-hmm. Okay. So we have so much to talk about. You do. Your life is a hot mess. I mean, I just was saying to you off the air that, like, I thought, like, in college, I obviously was, like, the hottest mess. I mean, like, that was just a given.

And I thought, no, no, you were a hot mess.

And then you dragged me into your hot mess down.

But just a given.

And I thought, no, no, you were a hot mess.

And then you dragged me into your hot mess down.

But just a little secret.

I was over here being a hot mess too. You were. You know that. You were. That's why I was like, perfect. She can, she can hot mess around with me. Anyways, I just thought like, okay, eventually I'll grow up. Eventually I'll have to adult.

I'll get married.

I'll have kids and like I'll be mature and responsible.

No, no, it's gotten worse.

Yep.

I, I, Eventually, I'll have to adult. I'll get married. I'll have kids and, like, I'll be mature and responsible. No, no, it's gotten worse. Yep. I need to be wrapped in bubble wrap. I need to, like, I fall, I trip, I forget everything. You get hit by cars while you're on a scooter. I mean, I will say, I think you might have me beat a smidge in the chaos department. Yeah, I think I am. Yes, but I'm not that far behind. I mean, birds of a flog that flocked together. They do. I love a flea. I love a flea too. I feel as though, yeah, it's gotten more chaotic. And I just have lost control. I have to surrender to it. This is who I am.

Love me or leave me.

Here's the thing.

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