Welcome back to another episode of Shit Show Saturday and today we are joined by

Shit Show Melissa, one of our Canadian shit shows. Hi. Hello. You're ready to be um you know what I like to I call my style um I'm a motivational roaster. So are you ready to you motivate motivationally roasted?

I am ready. Where are you in Canada again?

I'm in just outside of Calgary. So in Alberta, the province of Alberta.

Do you take like baths of maple syrup and watch hockey reruns?

Mostly I just dig the spelt right on the tree and have a shower in maple syrup but definitely always watching hockey in my home.

So what song do you want played when you walk into a room that's not okay in Canada?

I am so excited for you to ask me this question and it would absolutely be anything from the talika but right now

I would really like to have the instrumental part of Hero of the Day. Please.

Okay, I will I'll see what I can do now.

Out of favorite carb. My favorite carb sugar?

Yeah. Uh favorite cheese? Um Swiss cheese or old cheddar?

Like in like it's been in the closet for a while? Yeah, really old. Yeah.

Aldi. Yeah, like a sock drawer cheddar. Um a favorite condiment.

Um my favorite condiment. I love peanut sauces but not too spicy of a peanut sauce. I really do

love ketchup too. Me too. And I don't like when they do this spicy peanut sauce either.

No. And whenever I order Thai food I always get an extra side of it.

Yeah. There's actually a place though near me that they like they like put booze in it.

In their Thai sauce? Yeah. And the peanut sauce is really weird.

Oh. I'm like is this a relapse? I'm not counting it.

There's a peanut salad dressing that craft me and it's actually not spicy at all.

It's good. Yeah. It is. I recommend it. Um okay so how the how did you find out that you were

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