Shit London Guinness - The Thirsty Feen

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Logos in the foam. Bubbles in the head. Being served in a Carling glass. There’s plenty of things that can turn a beautiful pint of Guinness into an abomination, and nobody is more familiar with these ‘crimes against stout’ than The Moon Under Water’s next guest. It’s Ian Ryan, or as he’s better known Shit London Guinness!

Ian has been documenting the worst pints of Guinness in London over the past few years and has been instrumental in helping Guinness enthusiasts avoid terrible pinting experiences. ‘The Black Stuff’ is far and away the most popular choice so far at The Moon Under Water, and we can’t wait to hear what a genuine expert on the stuff has to say about the mystical drink so many of us love and desire.

No doubt Landlord John will see this as a great opportunity to push his anti-Guinness Extra Cold agenda too.

Tickets for The Moon Under Water Live are on sale now! Throughout August and September we'll be inviting special guests to create their dream pub LIVE from a real pub (The George IV in Chiswick). Head over to moonunderpod.com for more info and to grab your tickets. The mystical realm awaits!

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0:00.0	All down the seafront she whispered, lamplight on her jawbone, salt spray in our breath,
0:20.0	and the flint cold of night on our skin.
0:23.6	After this there is nothing, she said.
0:29.6	After this there is nothing.
0:33.6	Again and again. After this there is nothing, but the moon underwater.
0:45.1	The Moon underwater. Thank you. Oh, Who's left that glee by the bar?
1:22.4	That definite sense of glee.
1:24.8	I'll have to put it in the lost emotional property again. Was that you, Robin?
1:29.5	What, in that co-op bag over there?
1:31.7	Yeah, there's a distinct sense of glee. Someone's left behind in a co-op bag.
1:37.0	Well, yeah, I mean, I brought some glee in this morning.
1:40.5	But did you bring it in the co-op bag or is it someone else's? There's no name on it.
1:44.4	I brought mine in in a canvas bag.
1:47.5	Right.
1:48.3	Okay.
1:49.1	Well, I'll just pop that behind the bar.
1:51.1	Yeah, someone will come in and collect their glee.
1:53.1	Where did you leave that glee?
1:54.6	Yeah, no one's going to pretend they've left some glee in a, in a desirous pub.
1:59.8	No, for God's sake. But Robin, you've got your glee in your canvas bag.
2:03.1	That's a good sign.
2:04.6	Thank you.
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