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Top Flight Time Machine

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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports, Comedy, Soccer, Sports & Recreation

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.


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0:00.0

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

0:14.2

This is Top Flight Time machine, I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, Pa Pa Pa Pa.

0:18.8

I'm Sir Nifty Delaney, so what?

0:21.8

Welcome along, that's another week ticked off as we creep towards normality.

0:29.4

I thought you were as we hurtle towards the grave.

0:33.4

Well, there's that as well.

0:35.2

You know, both of us are going to die at some undetermined fixed point in the future.

0:39.2

With eight cars a day, the Ripper's frosty embrace grows ever closer.

0:45.8

It's like, how are you doing, Sam?

0:47.4

Oh, you know, closer to the grave, closer to the grave that I was yesterday.

0:53.8

Oh, it won't be long till I'm lovely and dead.

0:57.0

The ultimate just rest.

1:00.0

I mean, the sleep, the endless sleep.

1:04.0

Oh, darkness.

1:05.6

I mean, I watched, I watched Sleeping Beauty this afternoon.

1:10.0

Oh, no, it wasn't sleeping.

1:12.0

No, it wasn't sleeping.

1:13.0

No, it wasn't sleeping right now.

1:14.0

Sleeping Beauty also, I'm not going to suggest it as diveable,

1:17.0

because I think you had enough of snow, right?

1:19.0

But it is diveable.

1:20.6

I'm not saying we should dive it, but I'm just saying side note.

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