Hello.

Have you ever been lost in a foreign country and you don't speak the language and you're in a terrible, terrible situation?

And you absolutely don't want to go to your consulate because you don't trust your government?

Well, you're in luck because I have a service called, hey, man, I need some help.

What you do is with the app, if you hit this button, now just full disclosure, when you hit

the button, it costs you $1,000.

But when you hit the button, a quick response team will arrive to you, pull up and ask

you immediately, what are your needs?

How can we help you?

How can we help you navigate this place?

And we do it all.

Maybe you just kind of forgot your room key and you need help looking for it or you don't want to tell the front desk because you're embarrassed because you don't speak the language.

Look, we'll handle that for you.

Did you get your passport stolen?

We will get you a new fraudulent one.

And you can be whatever fucking name you want.

That's how we get down.

Okay?

So without further ado, thank you so much for having me, especially right before my appearance,

because I was arrested by Intraple for, I guess, of, like, crimes against the EU or something like that.

It doesn't really matter.

But thank you so much for having me.

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