Hello. Have you ever been, you know, hungry? Maybe had the munchies and maybe had a bit of an imagination or a sense of nostalgia that is combining with your hunger pains. And you're saying, God, I wish today was Easter. Because then could get an Easter hammer. He said, oh, man, I wish I'd get Thanksgiving

stuffing, but it's May 31st. Well, you are in luck because my restaurant, it's the holidays

all year around. Cafe has every single holiday meal, spanning over 14 cultures that you can come in and get any

any kind of you know typically a a dish tied to a specific holiday are you a Batman villain

yes I am I am a Batman villain and a very wealthy man with, you know, a few complaints about

cultural appropriation because, you know what I'm saying? I'm making foods with my own interpretation

with a very tone deaf Western gaze. But all that to say, the checks have not stopped coming in.

So thank you so much for having me. I am Sophia Alexandra.

Wow. Really blessed to have you on the pod for... have not stopped coming in. So thank you so much for having me. I am Sophia Alexandra.

Wow. Really blessed to have you on the pod from what I remember. You're also one of the pioneers of Lula Row. Is that correct? I mean, yeah, sure. I would say, look, I was, I married into the family. You know into the family you know i was kind of it kind of

kind of shit went left i was just selling them oxy and next thing you know they're like hey we need

somebody with brown skin up there too who can dance you mind doing it but maybe off to the side but

enough to be in the promotional materials yes okay, okay. That was my first marriage.

I'm not proud of it.

But anyway.

Sorry to bring it up.

Yeah, no, that's fine.

Hello.

Yes.

I am the president and CEO of fake family.

And we specialize in matching you with a fake family for you to have any holiday or special

occasion that you might need one for. Do you not want to be around your racist-ass fucking

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