Yo, parish orphans, retrogrades.

Recently, Shia LeBuff has been back in the news, and he's a Catholic.

He's a serious Roman Catholic.

He got in trouble on Fat Tuesday in Mardi Gras, which is my neck of the woods.

I guess he's recently moved there.

He got in trouble for throwing homo sapiens slurs at two or three guys that were

homo sapiens, let's say, that touched his leg.

And it's hilarious because in this interview, he's trying to explain it while showing that he's apologetic.

But at the same time, saying that there's one thing that makes him scared, and it's that homo sapienism.

Very funny stuff.

He's struggling with trying to be legitimately apologetic.

I think he is.

He seems like a guy with a contried heart.

That does not seem to be anywhere near one of his problems.

And he's a sincere Catholic.

He says this about five times in the interview.

And he says, look, I'm not one of these angry sincere Catholics.

He goes, like Mel Gibson, no hate to him.

I love him too. But he's really

struggling throughout this interview, this entire interview with this actually great, great

interviewer who kind of just lets him spin, this guy, Andrew Calligan, successful YouTuber,

just lets him get it out.

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