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Good morning. It's four minutes after 10 and don't take this the wrong way.

But my goodness me, some mornings I'm pleased to see you. I really am.

It's like you're like an anchor in a sea of madness, an increasing disarray. Do you know what a

cacistocracy is? My thanks to Tony for reminding me of this rather wonderful Greek word. A cacistocracy

is government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state. And it can't be

the heat because I've got air conditioning, whether you have or not. It's not for me. It's the

equipment, much more valuable than I am. It's the equipment that gets the air conditioning.

They've got to keep the heat down in the studio so that the equipment doesn't heat up too much.

But I look to one side of me and I've got Suella Braverman talking about immigration.

I look to another side of me and I've got a parliamentary select committee talking about Philip Schofield.

I look to the news and you've got Nadine Dorries, and I have to credit the inimitable

Catlin Moran with this, Nadine Doris reaching the point of her story where she's singing, is it

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