She Wants To Use A Shock Bracelet On Her Husband, But For Good Reason!

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🗓️ 16 May 2022

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Cassie has a "friend" whose husband sleeps through all of his alarms. It's so bad that he won't even wake up to the sound of the baby monitor going off. But her friend has a solution...a shocking bracelet! Is this a good solution or a bad idea? We discuss. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alright, Cassie.
0:03.6	So there is an alarm that shocks you to wake you up.
0:09.3	Yeah, it sounds inhumane.
0:11.9	And it probably is, but my friends at the end of her rope, so I don't blame her.
0:15.7	Her husband sleeps through all his alarms every single day.
0:19.3	No matter how many sets, no matter what ringtone, if it's the, it doesn't matter, he'll
0:24.9	sleep right through it.
0:26.3	So they've tried everything like they got something that shakes the bed.
0:30.1	You put it under the mattress.
0:31.1	No way.
0:32.1	It'll shake the bed.
0:33.1	Excuse me.
0:34.1	Oh, and it's time to get up.
0:35.9	Nope, that doesn't do it.
0:37.8	Alarms that he has to talk through, like you have to say something.
0:40.8	Nope.
0:41.8	Once where he has to stand up, nope, he gets right back into bed.
0:44.0	Like he just won't starve for most of the time.
0:47.0	And if he does do like the standing one, he goes right back to bed.
0:49.2	Like he just falls asleep instantly.
0:51.2	So she found this alarm.
0:52.8	It looks like a Fitbit.
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