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She's dating somebody she really likes right now,

but she wants to table the relationship for like five years.

This is coming from a friend that I was talking to.

She's a little bit younger than me so she

graduated college last year so she's like what 23 and this girl has always just

been such a go-getter like she's crushing it in her career I think she got a promotion like six months and like

she is just always been just such a baddy and she started dating this guy post-grad that

she from the get-go was just like in love with I mean I don't think it was love

by me at all but they I remember like the first couple of weeks that she was

dating this guy she'd call me and she'd like oh my gosh we've been spending like

non-stop time together we've been spending like non-stop time together.

We've been together for like five days straight,

like I think he could really be the one.

And so they've been dating for a while,

and she has always just said nothing but positive things about him to me

until somewhat recently. So I think they've been together for let's say like I

think it was like three or four months I mean like

it's kind of like past that honeymoon phase and she came to me and she said I don't know if I

sound crazy for saying this but I really love him and I think

we're going to get married but I just think we need to break up first and I was

like what do you mean she goes well here a thing. We connect on so many different levels.

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