She Wants To Force Her Boyfriend To Be Instagram Official!

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🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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She needs a Bert Show Pep Talk. She wants to convince her anti-social media boyfriend to go instagram official! What advice would you give her?

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0:00.0	Hello, Sweaterweather.
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0:17.7	then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.
0:21.1	Hot or iced?
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0:30.6	Ticket, please.
0:32.1	Thank you.
0:33.3	Tickets, please, madam.
0:34.3	Sure, let me just...
0:35.3	Oh, this jacket's got so many pockets.
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1:02.2	Listen, it's The Bird Show.
1:04.1	We're living in a time right now that if it's not posted on social media, it didn't happen.
1:10.4	And that's where we're going here with Maggie and her relationship with her boyfriend.
1:14.3	There was a time, it was last weekend, where I went with Hayden of the Fox Theater to see that
1:19.3	back in the, back to the future musical.
1:21.4	And we were having lunch beforehand.
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