She Wants To Date Him, But There's One Thing About His Mouth That's Bothering Her

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🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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She recently started dating a guy who checks off nearly everything on her must-have list. BUT he's missing one thing...his teeth! She wants to continue dating him, but she's not sure she can overlook his missing teeth. What should she do? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Ferture.
0:01.8	So this is frustrating because she meets a guy that checks off like nearly everything
0:07.1	on her must-have list, except he's missing one thing that is really turning her off.
0:14.1	And she's not sure if she can get over this one physical thing.
0:18.8	Dobby's got the email.
0:20.1	Hey, Bert Show.
0:22.2	First off, thanks for reading this.
0:23.5	I do really love the show and all your opinions on various topics, so let's get right into
0:28.0	it.
0:29.0	This guy on Tinder thought he was cute, so obviously I right swiped, matched, had a good
0:34.3	conversation, seemed to have some similar interests.
0:37.4	He asked for my phone number, so he started texting off the app, and it was going well.
0:42.6	I liked his personality so far.
0:45.0	He seemed to be a very laid-back guy, not in a rush, not talking sexually, immediately,
0:50.6	like they normally do when you get on Tinder.
0:53.2	He asked me out to get a drink and I was really excited.
0:56.2	I get to the bar, I find him, and he has no teeth.
1:01.6	Oh, damn.
1:02.6	He has no teeth.
1:03.6	We'll get there.
1:04.6	Okay.
1:05.6	Let's ask a philosophical question, even before we move on, Chris.
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