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The Bert Show

She Wants Our Help To Ask Her Classmate Out!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:57.9

This might be the most adorable email we've received in a while. She's a senior in

1:02.3

high school and she wants her help. Our help, because her parents are finally allowing

1:08.1

her to date and she's never had a boyfriend before, but this time, she is determined. This

1:13.9

year, she is determined to get herself a boyfriend. I'll read the email in a second.

1:18.2

So you guys remember the very first boyfriend or girlfriend you ever had and what year was it?

1:28.9

So your freshman year, where yeah, in middle school.

1:34.1

I think I was in middle school.

1:36.5

Middle school.

1:37.2

Yeah, I think I was in sixth grade.

1:38.5

Who was she?

1:39.3

Valerie.

1:40.3

Yeah.

1:41.1

Yeah.

1:41.3

Do tell.

1:41.7

Um, we dated for a week.

1:44.5

I told her I loved her on the phone because I thought that's what you were supposed to do.

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