She Wants Her Kid To Spy On Her Ex Husband!
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🗓️ 5 October 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the birch show I didn't realize this until this morning and watching this video that I think the world is |
| 0:06.1 | Broken up in a two very different people you got your birthday families and non-birthday families |
| 0:12.1 | And you fall in between one or the other you either come from a birthday family or you don't and what I mean my birthday |
| 0:19.7 | Family is like a family that from the moment you wake up in the morning on your birthday until the moment you go to sleep |
| 0:25.8 | The entire day is about you. It's about celebrating you. It's about going crazy celebrating you like celebrating you to the highest extent possible |
| 0:33.7 | And if you're not a birthday family that kind of looks like you wake up and people say hey, I'll be birthday |
| 0:38.7 | They give you some gifts and it's just kind of like a regular day except people said happy birthday to you |
| 0:43.5 | So I come from the former my mom would wake me up and would be like happy birthday |
| 0:48.2 | I'd go to breakfast and I'd be like balloons and presents the entire day was about me |
| 0:52.5 | Everyone made me feel so special and then I would come home and we go out to dinner wherever I wanted a huge cake |
| 0:57.7 | It was all about me all day long and it was so fun |
| 0:59.8 | But when I got older and I started dating other people |
| 1:02.3 | I found that they come from families that were not birthday families |
| 1:04.9 | And so they would just be like happy birthday |
| 1:07.2 | They had very low expectations for their birthdays and they weren't used to celebrating birthdays to that extent |
| 1:11.5 | And so they therefore did not feel like my birthday was worth celebrating like that and I was always like no excuse me |
| 1:16.7 | It's my birthday |
| 1:18.7 | I'm assuming Mo who comes from a really big tight family, you guys are birthday families |
| 1:24.5 | Definitely a birthday family |
| 1:25.7 | Always a big deal for everybody in the family on that special day |
| 1:28.7 | Soon as somebody wakes up you party and celebrate them all day |
| 1:31.4 | All day |
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