get it. The virtue. Hi, so into the email because she wanted to be super sexy, get all naked

for men and it backfired her honor. And she's not exactly sure how she can reverse this

thing. If you have something going on in your life, you want to share with us, hit us

up at the birchow.com. You guys, drama is our lifeblood. Help, birchow. My attempt at

being sexy has totally backfired. I don't know if I need to get ahead of this before

my dad finds out this past weekend was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. I wanted

to do something cutesy and thought, what if I showed up at his doorstep and naked? I took

time to do, quote unquote, the shower. Yes, the shower, the shower, the shower, the shower.

What is the shower? As opposed to a shower. The shower is when you go in and you are prepared.

So you're washing your hair. You are shaving all the things. You are exfoliating all

the things. I mean, you are when you step out of that shower, you are as smooth as a

seal. Okay. And yeah, I'm guessing you're getting all the nooks and crannies. It feels

like you've been reborn. Yes. It is the best feeling in the world. So when you take

a shower, you just leave a few pods dirty. He just, no, everything's clean. It's just

not fully exfoliated. Let me boil it down for you, man. Okay. A shower, no washcloth,

the shower, several washcloths. You get clean. Okay. Because you know you're getting

slow. She says I put on my short J crew trench coat. It barely covered my butt, but it

was the only thing I had that I would be able to whip open when I got to the door. I

started heading his way nervous and excited for my surprise when I saw the blue lights flashing

behind my bare legs turned to jello and I was like, no, no, I pulled over trying to remain

calm knowing I was a quarter of an inch from showing all my goods. Cop came up to my

window and asked if I knew why he pulled me over. Turns out my tail light is busted. I

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