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Bert, I see your I treat. I hope you treat her well.

Poem making parents cry on the first day of school.

I was just trying to put you over the end.

It's such a beautiful poem though.

I mean, I was giving you a hard time yesterday though.

This thing was written in the early 1900s by a dad that is watching his daughter go to school for the very first time and the emotions and

everything around it still true today but it is a tear-jurking poem you can google i trust you'll

treat her well about sending you know her sending her daughter off into the world i always do it

from the male perspective because my former host Bob has two daughters and he used to

recite that for them on their first day. So I have come across a new poem that has gone viral.

I've seen multiple people, parents, specifically moms, reading this and they have a very hard time getting through it.

Okay.

Okay.

So I'm issuing myself the challenge here, right?

And for any parent, mom, dad, however you identify, for any parent, this is going to, this is going to hitch you in the fields.

Because I feel like this one, you know, we turn everything into a competition here. My's going to make it cry harder than burst. God, I hope so. And do you have to wear a fart costume if it doesn't? Yes, sure. And here's the thing, too. I've searched trying to find, like, who originally wrote this. And there's different iterations online. There's shorter ones, longer ones. I've searched trying to find who originally wrote this and there's different iterations

online. There's shorter ones, longer ones. I cannot find the author to credit them. So I would

love to if anybody knows where this originated. All I've seen is people reciting it in videos

on social media. And now I'm going to add my face to that list, okay?

So we are giving the mascara alert right now.

Yes.

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