She Thinks She Sat Next To A Murderer At A Bar!

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🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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She's pretty sure the guy who sat next to her at the bar last night is a MURDERER! Is she his next victim? Abby will explain!

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.2	This is one of those days I am very happy to have a public-facing job because this might be the
0:06.1	most important personal story I ever do because I'm pretty sure a guy who sat next to me
0:12.3	at the bar a couple days ago is plotting my murder and I need to tell somebody.
0:16.2	So you can put this in the news story when it happens.
0:19.2	I'm not victim shaming here at all.
0:22.0	All I'm saying is we got two stories this week, one of a girl that wanted to knock you out at the AT&T store.
0:28.5	And now we've got one of a guy that wants to murder you.
0:31.6	Suddenly I'm the problem.
0:33.0	Oh, yeah.
0:33.5	I feel like the common theme with all my stories this week is I just need to stop being hot because then I got dragged into that
0:39.3	dragged into that photo shoot for being hot and they're not going to put me in.
0:43.8	Yeah.
0:44.2	They just wanted to use me for all my public facing content and chatter.
0:49.0	Just for the record, I think you stopped that a while ago.
0:50.9	Being hot.
0:52.0	Not soon enough, apparently.
0:54.4	You don't have to worry about being murdered for humility.
0:57.3	I need to be uglier, so people leave me alone.
1:00.2	Anyway, so.
1:00.8	Got down a little bit.
1:02.0	So I was sitting at a bar a couple of days ago.
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