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She Stopped Working Out And She's Never Felt...Better?! (From The Vault)

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:05.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:08.0

So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.

0:15.0

Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the Bird Show. You ever go to like an ethnic restaurant where the staff is speaking,

0:30.4

I'll just pick a language Spanish. You't know Spanish that well so you're not

0:33.7

exactly sure what they're saying until they come to your table then they start

0:37.1

speaking English and then you guys can communicate right maybe a better example of

0:41.1

this is going to get a manicure or a pedicure there's

0:44.1

whole bunch of different languages going on there you don't know what they're

0:46.8

saying you have no idea and I'm just insecure enough to think like they're

0:50.4

going like oh my god this dude's feet are gnarly, right?

0:54.3

There's actually, I don't know how he ended up into my algorithm,

0:57.1

but there is a guy, and he's younger,

1:01.1

but he's very fluent in multiple languages and but he doesn't like he

1:05.8

goes into places and he completely throws them off because here's a very

1:10.5

unassuming white dude and they'll have conversations

1:14.1

and then they'll say something in their,

1:16.9

in whatever language they speak,

1:19.2

and then he'll start talking to him in that language

1:21.0

and the looks on their faces like every single time and he's got he knows so many different languages and it's just so and they're so excited and then they get to have a conversation with them. It's really cute. Well, thanks to technology, you don't need, you know, 15 years to figure out nine or 10 different languages and learn how to speak them anymore.

1:41.0

Tik-Tok store got me yesterday.

1:44.0

Okay, here's what I'm doing next week.

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