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She Shares The One Surprising Thing In Her Closet She Can’t Throw Away!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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What's the one thing in your closet you know you need to trash but just can't throw away? Kristin shares here!

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0:00.0

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0:02.1

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0:30.3

Ah, Benny's parents. Thanks for coming. Hiya. So, Benny has really blossomed this term.

0:35.4

You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there? Free to sell. Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.

0:56.5

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1:02.2

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1:02.9

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1:03.8

When I tell you, the biggest challenge that I think I've ever had in my career is keeping Kristen focused right now.

1:09.3

It's exhausting.

1:10.2

I came back just in time to open the break. I was prepared. I already had my hook in my head and I knew how I was going to immediately get into it and I need to give out the phone number so we're not trying to stall. Hey, I want to know what random sentimental item you just can't get rid of. 1-855 Bird Show 855- 855-2-3-7-8-7-4-6. All right, what do you want to mention now? All of us in the studio have like four combined brain cells. We're all just sharing them like a poo-poo platter. Earlier this morning, I was telling a story, a very deep, touching story. And Kristen was out in La La Land. I was looking over there and she was like

1:45.1

staring endlessly into the future. No, I was staring into the abyss.

1:50.3

That's what I was staring at you. And from time to time, I'll look around the studio and that happens.

1:54.7

Yeah. But usually people snap themselves out of it after like two seconds and I can see the

1:59.4

refocus. Kristen was gone. She was not coming back. So I had to stop them in the middle of the segment and go, KK, come on back. And right before we opened up the mics, I saw her drifting again. There she goes. Out of the studio. But I actually, and it's so funny because it's like, it's almost cartoonish and comical because I like, I like shook my head. Like I shook myself out of it and I was back because I was like, yo, you got to open the break. Let's let's do this. So I'm back. So as you guys can understand, it's a very insecure time for us right now. So trying to stay focused on this rather than what's going on in the outside world from time to time over the next

2:34.8

couple of months is going to be challenging. Insecure? Why? You said months. Weeks. Weeks. Weeks. Weeks. 22 shows, Berticus. 22 shows. No, 21 and a half. Twenty one and a half shows. Damn. 21, 21, 21. Yeah. It's all right. Anyway. All right, so what random sentimental item do you have that you can just not part with you cannot throw away?

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